Yeah... I got thoughts... But those will bump up the rating of your blog BIG time, so I'll just refrain... The little boy might be around and stuff... Ya know...
I'm sure lots of people have thoughts on what to do with it, not of them G-rated. Sell it on Ebay. Someone wants a cucumber that is more realistically shaped like a penis.
Seriously, eBay. You need to have a good description, like "Cucumber shaped very realistically like a penis for consumption either orally, vaginally, or otherwise." I'll bet it'll sell. (Sorry for the vulgarity, but I thought it was a good description.)
Pixie: Do you have any old plastic candle rings? You know, those cheesy poinsietta things you stick a candle in the middle of at Christmas time? Well, instead of the candle . . .
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OMG I am totally cracking up here at my desk! Thanks for sharing and making us laugh :-) And enjoy that wonderful looking cockcumber!
Yeah... I got thoughts... But those will bump up the rating of your blog BIG time, so I'll just refrain... The little boy might be around and stuff... Ya know...
I'm sure lots of people have thoughts on what to do with it, not of them G-rated. Sell it on Ebay. Someone wants a cucumber that is more realistically shaped like a penis.
I agree with "think frustrated" - hell, jesus toast sold. The cucumber is more useful!! (not that I'd know.....)
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Nature has a sense of humor!
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you should see the rock at my mom's house.... looks like a "mushroom".
Speechless.
It grew through the chicken wire and I didn't catch it in time. When I cut it out of the fencing, well...I knew I had to share it with all of you.
Seriously, eBay. You need to have a good description, like "Cucumber shaped very realistically like a penis for consumption either orally, vaginally, or otherwise." I'll bet it'll sell. (Sorry for the vulgarity, but I thought it was a good description.)
wow. I'm with snag - no comment.
If you grow a tomato that looks like a vulva, you would have a mighty tasty salad going on there Pix.
Cockcumber ... great name!
I don't get it. Looks like every other cucumber I put in my mouth. Now a vulva tomato salad-- that just sounds lewd! I am horrified!
Pixie:
Do you have any old plastic candle rings? You know, those cheesy poinsietta things you stick a candle in the middle of at Christmas time? Well, instead of the candle . . .
Hmmmm, never thought I would cause my husband cucumber envy by showing him this photo...
So...what have you decided to do with this wonderful thing you call the cockcumber? i've looked on ebay and havent' seen it posted as of yet :-)
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