Wednesday, August 29, 2007

garden specimens—cockcumber

From our garden.
Any thoughts?
Questions?
Quips?

17 comments:

Kym said...

OMG I am totally cracking up here at my desk! Thanks for sharing and making us laugh :-) And enjoy that wonderful looking cockcumber!

DutchBitch said...

Yeah... I got thoughts... But those will bump up the rating of your blog BIG time, so I'll just refrain... The little boy might be around and stuff... Ya know...

Think Frustrated said...

I'm sure lots of people have thoughts on what to do with it, not of them G-rated. Sell it on Ebay. Someone wants a cucumber that is more realistically shaped like a penis.

Anonymous said...

I agree with "think frustrated" - hell, jesus toast sold. The cucumber is more useful!! (not that I'd know.....)

ac(w)p

Lynda said...

Nature has a sense of humor!

BO Snagley said...

no comment

Fantastagirl said...

you should see the rock at my mom's house.... looks like a "mushroom".

Shades said...

Speechless.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

It grew through the chicken wire and I didn't catch it in time. When I cut it out of the fencing, well...I knew I had to share it with all of you.

Think Frustrated said...

Seriously, eBay. You need to have a good description, like "Cucumber shaped very realistically like a penis for consumption either orally, vaginally, or otherwise." I'll bet it'll sell. (Sorry for the vulgarity, but I thought it was a good description.)

Kelwhy said...

wow. I'm with snag - no comment.

naynayfazz said...

If you grow a tomato that looks like a vulva, you would have a mighty tasty salad going on there Pix.

Airam said...

Cockcumber ... great name!

Cruel Shoes said...

I don't get it. Looks like every other cucumber I put in my mouth. Now a vulva tomato salad-- that just sounds lewd! I am horrified!

Leezer said...

Pixie:
Do you have any old plastic candle rings? You know, those cheesy poinsietta things you stick a candle in the middle of at Christmas time? Well, instead of the candle . . .

Vegas Princess said...

Hmmmm, never thought I would cause my husband cucumber envy by showing him this photo...

Kym said...

So...what have you decided to do with this wonderful thing you call the cockcumber? i've looked on ebay and havent' seen it posted as of yet :-)