Friday, December 12, 2008

Holiday Cock

This afternoon, JQ and I picked up new cell phones. One of the options with the upgrade is a free month of TV you can watch on your phone. While flipping through the channel guide the 12 year old boy in me noticed this gem of a truncation.


Why yes, that is Holiday Cock on the Food Network. I immediately made JQ take a picture of it so I could share the glory of Holiday Cock with all of you. You can thank me later. And, because it isn't enough for us to stop there in our immaturity I would also like to point out the following words that can be found in the programming guide:

Firsthand
Camp Wood
Pull
Yummy
Glazed Ham

Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds this funny.

14 comments:

Naynayfazz said...

I find Holiday Cock quite funny as well. Maybe you and I are the only ones who have the balls to admit it. :)

Cindy said...

What do you serve with this? A side dish of nuts.

Shades said...

*giggle*

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Naynay—I do have quite a pair of lady balls.

Cindy Mom—Hahahahaha…

Shades—Exactly.

Vegas Princess said...

I plan on getting myself some Holiday Cock this year. I seem to forget about it during other holidays. No one should neglect their Holiday Cock. Because then it gets all sad and wilted and that is no way for a Holiday Cock to be. No indeed.

Vegas Princess said...

Oh oh!! And the lychee nuts would go great with some Holiday Cock!

Cruel Shoes said...

I'm so glad JQ got a picture of this, otherwise you totally would have been a Holiday cocktease.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

VP—I wonder which holiday cock Bobby Flay would recommend?

Cruel Shoes—And Nobody likes a cocktease. Just ask JQ.

Naynayfazz said...

I am not sure what Bobby Flay recommends but.....Me gusta chorizo Uruguayo por la navidad. ;)

Anyone want to translate that? haha

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Naynay—"I like Uraguayian sausage for Christmas." :)

Naynayfazz said...

You're a whole package huh? pretty, talented, you look tough in a pink hat AND you're bilingual? Ay dios!

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Naynay—Awww, you think I'm pretty?

Anonymous said...

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ac(w)p

QC said...

It's damn funny! No question.