Tuesday, October 7, 2008

jerkoff (or is it jerk-off?)

Some ass in a big box truck just pulled out in front of G-tot and I on our way back from a quick trip into Maumee. I had to slam on my brakes and veer off to the right to avoid him careening into us. When the lane split into two and I was able to pull up next to him and scream "What the hell!?!" he had the audacity to get behind me and follow us to the next light.

Fuck you dude. I've got a kid in the car and you're a jackass. I hope you get pulled over for being a moron. People like you shouldn't have a license. Idiot.

6 comments:

Leezer said...

Hi Pixie:

I know what you mean. Once when my daughter was G's age, I was walking in the McDonald's parking lot with her. This lady in a huge SUV drove so fast out of the drive-through she almost hit us. Seriously, she came like within 2 feet of Georgia (also a "G"!!). I yelled and yelled at her and she felt really bad, which usually doesn't happen. But it's haunted me ever since.

Shades said...

Ugh. I just got stuck behind a little old couple making a right hand turn at the red light in front of me (note to self: typing "right hand turn" somehow comes out "right hand turd"... ) onto a road that is a posted 50mph speed limit.

They were doing 20.
Because they were going to turn left into the new development some idiot decided to build right off that road.

The loser on the motorcycle behind me couldn't wait his dumb ass long enough for me to get up to speed after they finally got out of my way.

I was up to 55mph when his stupid shithead self decided to pass me, anyway. I was doing 60, at that point (not on purpose) and he was going much faster than that for the rest of the time I was on that stretch of road.

In a posted 50mph zone in a state that no longer tolerates you going "just barely 5mph over the speed limit".

Who let the idiots out today?

Nobody™ said...

So I guess today isn't going much better than yesterday?

❉ pixie ❉ said...

leezer—People suck. These guys didn't feel bad at all and probably thought I was being a bitchy nag.

shades—Who knew Tuesday was National Erratic Driver Day (NEDD for short)?

nobody—First I had the explosive seeping shitty diaper to deal with and then the jerks on the road. But surprisingly yes, it is better. Maybe I just have a better attitude today.

Vegas Princess said...

I could write a book with how many times this has happened to me here in Vegas. They seem to breed bad drivers here, probably because they are all transplanted Californians. Just today someone almost pushed me into the median because they didn't look before changing lanes. Asshats.

Anonymous said...

Scary shit! I have bitched out more than one idiot on the road.

Gets your adrenaline rushing and leaves you freaked. Sucky way to feel. ESPECIALLY when your baby is in the vehicle.

Auntie AcW(p)