Alternately titled: As long as you eat it over the trash.
I hate to clean. I do it, but only because it has to be done. The dishes, the laundry, the floors, the bathroom…it never ends. And by no means am I the only one around here who cleans the house. As a matter of fact, one might argue that JQ does the majority of it. That one would be JQ but still, it's a fair arguement. But oh man, if I'm the one doing the cleaning? Watch out. The minute the rags and cleaners get put away I'll be on you about NOT MESSING IT UP. OMG!! I JUST CLEANED THAT! ACKK! DON'T BREATHE ON IT THAT WAY!
What I'm saying is…I may be a little dramatic and obsessive about freshly cleaned surfaces.
Maybe what I really need are some good tools and great tips for expediting my housekeeping. What do you use to keep the snap in your sheets and the sparkle in your windows. Do you have an old family secret for making hardwood floors shine?
Come on, we're all friends. I'd even invite you over for a cocktail or two. Just make sure you drink it over the sink.
*You do know who Alice Nelson is, don't you?