Monday, March 5, 2007

so naive

Excerpt from an actual conversation I recently had at work.

Him: If your cervix dilates doesn't that mean you're going in to labor?
Me: No, your cervix can be dilated for several weeks before you are actually in labor.
Him: Won't you leak?

11 comments:

Leezer said...

Pixie:
Omigod that's funny. Just wait till you talk about the MUCUS PLUG!!!

WOopeee!!!

P.S. I was dialated for like seven years and they had to break my water AND induce me and it took another seven years. I can't wait to share after-birth stories with you!!

Chuck said...

Well hell, I would have thought the same thing! lol

Mr. Fabulous said...

Won't you?

Fantastagirl said...

LMAO...

So did you keep a straight face and explain it to him - or just laugh...

❉ pixie ❉ said...

Fantastagirl—I laughed hysterically—and then proceeded to tell my colleagues about it and laugh some more.

Nobody™ said...

HAHA, the jokes on you. You are going to leak. I think. Oh, what the hell do I know...

Lynda said...

It would be fun to get a water gun and squirt little puddles and then say to said co-worker, "Yeah, guess I do leak!"

Of course, he can't see the water gun.

SaM-GiRL said...

hahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha.

egan said...

Oh boy, does this guy have nards or not?

Jen said...

I like Lynda's idea.

Naynayfazz said...

"Him" needs a lesson in childbirth. STAT.