Sunday, December 17, 2006

love is flatulence in the presence of another

I know a girl who won't fart in front of her husband. She will actually get up and go into the bathroom if he's around.

Absurd or perfectly acceptable behavior? You tell me.

12 comments:

Blogarita said...

I was that girl for about the first 6 -9 months SG and I were together. But I got over it. :)

Cupcake Blonde said...

Wow...how long have they been married?

At least they don't compete with who is louder! :)

Anonymous said...

Uh, I would do that. I think my DH would, too, unless he decided he could be discrete from where he sat, lol. We also wait until the other person is done before entering the bathroom. And we've been married for 8 years. I just like a bit of privacy for that particular aspect of my life!

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

blogarita—When your dating that's a whole different ballgame.

VP—They've been married for a couple of years. It's not like they're newlyweds. Plus, this is the girl who they called "Grandma Booger" in high school because she thought it was funny to threaten you with wiping her boogers on you.

Blackbyrd—Your husband would too? Wow, that amazes me.

Lynda said...

When we were dating, I would tell my husband it was a natural bodily function when he would stand behind the car or leave the room.

Now I wish he would stand outside behind the car a few moments...or leave the room. ROFL!

To answer your question, I think it is a bit absurd.

Anonymous said...

Absurd. Everyone farts.

Bob said...

Mrs Nobody farts all the time. She tries to pretend it's the dog, but I know it's her.

Dawn @ Bent, not broken said...

definitely absurd to me too. If you can't fart in front of your husband, who can you fart in front of? lol

Hypersonic said...

I wish my wife would do that, she normally ends up with her ass pointed in my direction!

Hypersonic said...

I wish my wife would do that, she normally ends up with her ass pointed in my direction!

Hypersonic said...

I wish my wife would do that, she normally ends up with her ass pointed in my direction!

Naynayfazz said...

Absurd..... if you are married to the person, you should feel comfortable doing it. It is part of life.