Monday, August 28, 2006

like I'm going to open these

Two pieces of junk mail I had in my inbox the other day. Old Oliver and Frida made me laugh so hard I had to share. The spam from this group is always the same: some obscure sender, an attachment, and a one or two word subject line. These have to be the best subjects so far. Sorry Oliver, I'm not lusting after any clitoris, try the guy down the street. And Frida? I don't even know if I'd want my bristles to be enlarged—my toothbrush is just the right size. Thanks though.


10 comments:

Nobody said...

Clitoris luster. That one made me LOL.

Vegas Princess said...

Now is it someone lusting after a clitoris or a new product to make your clitoris freakishly shiny?

CanadianSwiss said...

Hi. I came over from Mr. Fab's.

LOL! If VP's second proposal uf use is the right one, then maybe you need the bristle enlager to luster the clitoris.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Maybe it's a buffing rag for your clitoris...

Hey, there is a rumor going on about you...

Think Frustrated said...

I would err on the side of a product to make your clitoris shiny. It's like clit wax. (there was no way not to be obscene in the comment and I apologize)

Mindless Dribbler said...

lol..clit wax. Reckon' I could market that? Rub on, buff off.

And bristles?? What in the world....

Mike said...

Why I'm equating shoe polish and a toilet brush to them is even beyond me.

Came here through Fab's playhouse.

Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

They make a cute couple though.

Lynda said...

She may have meant your hair brush.

zhadi said...

Dang, Mr. Fab, that was my thought exactly! Trust you to beat me to the punch. But if you're right...why would anyone want to polish their clitoris?