Monday, February 13, 2006

5 things I don't want for Valentine's Day

  1. Mona Lisa painting with my face
  2. One acre of land on the moon
  3. Chocolate scented shirt
  4. A mono (yes the disease) doll
  5. Ear wax candy
Be sure to click on each item to see the gift in all it's glory!

7 comments:

Jen said...

LOL! Oh how bizzarre! Those disease dolls are too much! Ack!

Jen said...

Oh, the Critters and Calamities are hysterical, too!

Thora said...

I'm a certifiable nerd. This much I know is true. All the same, I wouldn't mind receiving some moon acerage.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I wonder if it would be an equitable investment?

Lynda said...

I think the chocolate shirt would just make me crave chocolate all day. That Mona Lisa looked like a guy.

❉ pixie ❉ said...

I thought that looked like a guy too! I kind of felt sorry for the girl. The chocolate shirt reminded me of a scratch and sniff sticker—and the chocolate ones never smelled right. But the buttered popcorn ones smelled great!

Jen said...

I liked the scratch-n-sniff Doritos stickers I had as a kid...those were the best.

I seriously considered buying the shirt- but I knew the scent would wash away sooner or later...